19 Sep 2014 00:13 | 174,444 notes | Reblog

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

image

ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

18 Sep 2014 23:58 | 486,397 notes | Reblog

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

18 Sep 2014 23:57 | 114,559 notes | Reblog

zombietigers:

capitaloftexas:

the-choices-we-make:

beben-eleben:

31 Life-Changing Gifts For Ice Cream Lovers

for you alex lol

😐 holy shit. Ok so my girlfriend posted this right. I’m like hmm wonder if she posted it because I always talk about how much I love ice cream but then it’s there. Someone else (who isn’t my girlfriend) reblogged this and put this is for you Alex. IM ALEX. What are the FUCKING chances!

18 Sep 2014 23:56 | 618,081 notes | Reblog

BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR.

  • A - If I'm in love.
  • B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
  • C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
  • D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
  • E - How many holes I have in my ears.
  • F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
  • G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
  • H - The last person I hugged.
  • I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
  • J - Are you insecure. What about?
  • K - What my full name is.
  • L - If I have siblings.
  • M - If I forgive betrayal.
  • N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
  • O - If I like my school.
  • P - What kind of music I like.
  • Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
  • R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
  • S - 2 habits.
  • T - 5 things I love unconditionally.
  • U - How many texts I send daily.
  • V - 3 big dreams.
  • W - An idol.
  • X - If I've done something I regret very much.
  • Y - If I like my town and why.
  • Z - Ask any question you want.